Grabee! My grandmother's a real pain in the neck sometimes. She kept insulting visitors. Saying bad words and nasty things right to their faces. She's impossible!

After my mom told her "hello" and "Kumusta ka naman lola?" to her, she responded ( in a really mocking tone) " Pangit mo! ". Hahahahha! Grabe. My tummy ached because of excessive laughter. My grandma ended their conversation with " Lumayas ka na dyan! Ayaw na kitang nakikita!". Please do take note that they have nothing, nothing at all, against each other. In other words, it's her natural self. She even said " Mukhang kalabaw to", referring to a fat visitor.

me: Ma, dito ka muna.

mamita: Di pwede, kelangan kwentuhan ko si Lola Pacoy, baka kung anong sabihin ng lola mo sa bisita. Baka sabihan niya yung katabi niya na mukha siyang kalabaw.

me: *laughed real real hard Aroooo. Sige balik ka na dun.

Eto pa ang malupit! Kinalabit ng lola ko yung katabi niya, na sinasabi niyang mukha daw kalabaw. Natakot itong si mamita, baka kung anong masabi ng lola ko, so kinunwentuhan niya ng kinuwentuhan pero mapilit si lola dear, kalabit pa rin ng kalabit dun sa "kalabaw lady" (pardon that). Tapos sabi daw ng lola ko dun sa bisita "Alam mo, ang ganda ganda mo. " NAKANAMAN! Kanina pa lang, sinasabi niyang mukha daw kalabaw. Aba't itong si lola, hindi lang mapangmata, mambobola rin pala? I told you she's impossible. She even regarded her son as "aso".

lola dear: ayan! nakikita mo yang nasa banda dun? Anak ko yun. Aso yan. Dinamitan ko lang. Ngayon marunong nang magdamit mag-isa.

my mom: aso?!!

Grabee siya diba? When the debutant's visitors told my grandma that they are already leaving, she told the "kalabaw lady"...

I don't like you. Go out! Sige umalis ka na. Kanina ka pa dian eh.

Oo, inglisera yang si lola. Haha. Halos naman sa mga Laresma eh.

Pagbigyan na natin, matanda na eh.

I can't call that a party. Super boriiing.

I offered a little help in the kitchen. Not because I'm a good girl nor I'm trying to impress aunts and uncles because you know, Christmas time is just round the corner and good girls get good bucks. Haha. It's just because I was uber bored that I even wanted to clean the dishes or do something in the kitchen. That's how bored I was. I acted very slowly because I didn't want the job to finish so I wouldn't be idle again because the boredom makes me wanna kill someone, maybe the debutant herself. Kidding.

Please pray for my lola. Baka mamaya masaksak yan o kung ano pa man dahil sinabihan niya ang kung sino na mukhang siyang elepante or daga or halimaw.

Pity my grandma please. At yung mga makakatanggap ng mga comments niyang di-kanais nais.