o siya, habang pinagtatalunan ng inyong brain cells ang sagot, these are why yesterday was crazy::

First Stop: Church [crazy]

It was Sunday so we attended our Worship Service.
And Pastor Fernan's sermon was like this:
Samson was a NAZARITE--meaning he is righteous (supposed to be). There are some "rules" or "laws" he must abide with. But he wasn't able to do so.

Pastor Fernan : Si Samson ay dapat
sana ay nazarite (which means righteous ), ngunit nilabag niya ang ilang utos ng Diyos. Kaya imbes na nazaRITE si Samson,
nazaLEFT na siya ngayon.

ayun. tawa ako ng tawa. I looked over my left side and Kuya Cesar was laughing too.
What made me laugh some more is when I realized we are the only ones laughing over our Pastor's joke. Ano yun, di nila gets? The better question is, tulog na ba sila? bad bad bad.

Next stop: Review Center & National Bookstore [crazier]

Sir Lois gave us something to solve. So everybody's heads were down, pretending they were concentrating and trying to come out with the right answer. When out of the blue, the sound system went:: (we were so shocked that you could see a kunot in our foreheads)

a girl's voice : I-bless niyo po si Daddy at si Mommy...(i forgot what was next because
I was laughing my head off already, and so my classmates too)

Turned out, Sir Lois' daughter was the culprit. She played something on the radio when her mom was not in sight.

After the review session, (which is my last one ;c), Camille and I went to SM Pampanga so I could check if the Twilight is available. I was a bit dizzy that time, tapos naghanap pa ako ng book. Ang sakit talaga ng mga mata ko nun, pero sige hanap pa rin ng Twilight. When I really couldn't find one, I searched not a Twilight copy anymore, but rather a saleslady so I could inquire.

me: Ate, meron po kayong Twilight?

her: Twilight? Ubos na. Da Hos nalang.

me: ano po?

her: Da Hos.

me: Dahos? (anu daw? anung da hos? yung bang 'hose' na pandilig?)

after 5 seconds or so, I realized she was referring to The Host written by Stephenie Meyer din.

me: ah! The Host. ( I don't know how I managed not to laugh boisterously.) Thank you nalang po ate.

The Host pala yun. Da hos sabi kaya niya. I am not discriminating ha. Sinasabi ko lang bakit crazy ang araw na ito. hihihi.

Last Stop: my jeepney ride back home. [craziest]

I was beside a lady with a girl on her laps and on my other side, a not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman.
Biglang, si mamang chauffer(susial), stepped on the gas inconsiderately with respect to his passengers. So we were like dominoes na natumba. hahaha! That alone is funny. Add this to the already hilarious scene :

ale beside me: Ay! *ump-ump* ng tatay mo!

LOL. I tried not to laugh because that may offend her so I turned to my left side only to find out the not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman was trying hard to control her laughter too. Nagkatinginan kami hanggang sa di na kinaya, ayun. The trip was almost over pero may struggle pa rin na wag tumawa. Super pani kaya! Even the old man beside the not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman was laughing too.


Diba? crazy.

Siguro, God let my day be that crazy because it was the last day of my review. awww.
I hate the fact that change is the only permanent thing in this world. I hate the fact that I have to say goodbye to everything and everyone. :c


With regards to my question kanina, ano agree o disagree?
Ano say mo?

PS.
Anong konek ng SONA sa aking post?
Ewan ko rin.
SONA ni PGMA ngayon diba?
That would at least make sense.
hahaha